many moons ago, jukki used to love me
alas nowadays she loves billy
he's got bad breath and smelly butt
and compare to me, he's so hairy !
jukki jukki how could you leave me?
jukki jukki how could you leave me?
i would understand, hurt but understand
if it's jery, that voluptuous wench
i know how she walks, and i know how she talks
i know how you can like her like a man
but it's billy, it's just billy
oh jukki jukki how could you be?
you change your heart you change your love
like nickels and dimes, ten dimes make a bill!
i'm all dried out like 10 day old bread
i have only moles, no tears left
i think i'll have them
surgically removed
then i'll find me a man
i'll ditch you!
oh i hate you jukki i hate you i hate you
it ain't like bill is all that coo'
he yeowls and he scratches
he hates taking baths
the best he can do? shizz, he drools !
and for all this, you love him best
you dropped me like an old flat tire
and you wonder why i'm bitter
you wonder why i can't let go
it's because i hate to lose
it's because bill ain't so coo'
some day you'll look back and see there's naught
naught but these words i sing to you
oh jukki jukki how could you leave me?
oh jukki jukki how could you leave me?
i paid for your crabs, i paid for your crabs
our love run deeper than where they had been
someday you come back someday you look back
you will understand what my words mean!
jukki you user, jukki you abuser
i'm gonna come after you with a clipper
i'll shave yo long back i'll shave yo ass
leaving you bare just like my cat !
then you will know my love's for real
what's love to a woman if she can't kill ?
(09/19/04)
